vaspim:

You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.

googlepirate:

keeping the streets safe

theboywhofangirled:

falkner:

someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it

#THERE IS NO WAY THAT PERSON DOES NOT SPEAK HINDI OR URDU #AND IM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY JUST POTATO #WHO WRITES POTATO IN HINDI IN A YEARBOOK

kitkaloid:

a boy + 3 years of hair growth

thecakebar:

Beautiful Lavender Cake Balls Tutorial

loliconic:

and the diamonds

(◡‿◡✿) arigato gozaimasu

ask-rose-irl:

TT: And hello to you, Miss Megido, troll.